John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer; 2 April 1969) is an English comedian best known for playing various roles on sketch comedy series The Fast Show. He gained his break in the industry after meeting Steve Coogan, with whom he has worked on several projects.

As well as comedy, Thomson has acted in more series fare such as Cold Feet and Waterloo Road. He appeared as a contestant on Celebrity Masterchef as well as Comic Relief Does Fame Academy.

Thomson has two daughters with his ex wife Samantha Sharp, to whom he was married from 2005 to 2015.

Quiz Show Appearances

• The Chase, Season One Episode Three (19/11/2011) - Thomson was part of a winning team which included actress Sue Cleaver and mathematician Carol Vorderman. Thomson successfully brought a high offer of £51,000 back to the team.